Opening / Article Intro
It was the grandest time to be alive when the fans entered the Fremont Coliseum in East Fakecitysburg, Georgia this Friday afternoon.
Align Test vs. Sample Man - No DQ
Align Test defeated Sample Man in a No DQ match after running over him with a forklift.
Final Test vs. Test - First Hug Match
Final Test defeated Test in a first Hug Match when he immediately grabbed his foe and hugged him hard.
Test Twenty Five vs. Sample Man - Ladder Match
Our main event saw Sample Man climb the ladder to retrieve the McDonalds all you can eat for a year coupon as Test Twenty Five was distracted by a cage with a bear in it being brought out.
Closing / Article Outro
After the show ended, the promoter came out and wrestled a bear. It ended in his death.